A Holiday Pome

How about a nice cheezy Holiday Poem? OK, here goes... Happy Holidays! Season's Greetings! Christmas? Hell no, ACLU's bleating. Frosty's blaring in the malls, Crazed shoppers bouncing off the walls. We're rockin' around the (bleep-bleep) tree, While gagging on Diversity. The important thing is Buying Stuff, and Stuff and Stuff and Still More Stuff To strew beneath the (bleep-bleep) tree Belaboring Diversity. Baby Jesus? Forget that crap! We've got lots of Stuff to wrap 'Cuz here comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus... *** Oops! There goes Santa Claus And to all a good night. Tomorrow we'll join the herd and haul All this Stuff back to the mall, And trade it in for still more Stuff. Pardon this doggerel; it's rather rough.